Party Like it's 1999.. I miss the fucking 90s....
If you played with Barbies, Polly Pockets, Beanie Babies, Tamagotchi, Slip N’ Slide, And Satan Furbies, Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman, Collected and traded Pokemon cards, Wrote with Gel Pens, Wore butterfly clips, And Snap Bracelets, And remember watching these guys: ...
Mom: Have u watched Portlandia? Satire like newspaper “Onions”
True Food Prep Instructions
thehipsterkids: mydetention: snoboarder9492: alyshaaaxoxo: I just laughed a lot harder than i should have… particularly step 3 of the soup that is actually how i make soup. wow. I always ponder the life of General Tso.
thedailywhat: Baby’s First Audition of the Day: Believe it or not, 7-week-old Rosie has never had a single lesson. [hyst.]
DAD: Hi. I know you are at work but hurry with a response. Laura has that new boyfriend over and I saw him wipe boogers on our couch! So now i’m just standing around the corner spying. BOOGERS!!!! :( Tell me if I should say something. Love you.